i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

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mememaster:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.

That’s deep

(Source: masakispreciousface)

thinsiqnificant:

spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck

drunktiel:

sometimes i feel bad downloading stuff illegally but then i remember i don’t care

(Source: gayenerys)

grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

(Source: snoia)