- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
*finishes 3 hour long movie*
who am i
Where is my summer romance? The little half-hearted flings? The adventure? I want to obtain that charismatic vibe that so many others seamlessly exert. I want to be un-phased of what society wants us to conform to. I want to stop caring so much. I want to be happy.
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
They should make a petting zoo but with cute boys instead of animals
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
Having a crush on someone hotter and cooler than you it’s like Brushing your teeth for 5 hours straight and then drinking 20 glasses of orange juice
Why the fuck did they change the layout again? I’m leaving again. Peace.
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.
i don’t like this head canon