June 2013
- Parents: be yourself
- Me: -is self-
- Parents: wait no
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
i apologize for every joke i have ever tried to make
i wish you could anonymously ask questions in real life
5 seconds of fuck my life
*finishes 3 hour long movie*
who am i
Dear Lord,
Where is my summer romance? The little half-hearted flings? The adventure? I want to obtain that charismatic vibe that so many others seamlessly exert. I want to be un-phased of what society wants us to conform to. I want to stop caring so much. I want to be happy.
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
They should make a petting zoo but with cute boys instead of animals
swag is on the outside but yolo is on the inside
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
Having a crush on someone hotter and cooler than you it’s like Brushing your teeth for 5 hours straight and then drinking 20 glasses of orange juice
Why the fuck did they change the layout again? I’m leaving again. Peace.
May 2013
i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
very very slowly.
i don’t like this head canon
